1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,874 See that aspiring model there? 2 00:00:04,874 --> 00:00:08,443 That was me, Deb. Until the day I died. 3 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,488 I thought I'd go straight to heaven, 4 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:12,447 but there was a bit of a mix-up 5 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:14,275 and I woke up in someone else's body. 6 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:16,190 So now I'm Jane, 7 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:19,802 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant. 8 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,847 I got a new life, a new wardrobe, 9 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:24,198 and the only people who really know what's going on with me 10 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:27,201 are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Luke. 11 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:28,724 I used to think everything happened for a reason... 12 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,247 Whoo! 13 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,032 ...and, well, I sure hope I was right. 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,339 ♪ La, la, la, la-la-la-la 15 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,820 ♪ La, la-la, la ♪ 16 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,433 Ladies and gentlemen, 17 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,957 we're here today to mourn a death. 18 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:49,136 The death of a relationship... That of Jane and Owen. 19 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,616 It's times like this that we ask ourselves, 20 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,096 "Why?" 21 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:55,925 Why? 22 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:00,538 I'm looking at you, Jane. Why? 23 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,410 Fellow mourners, please help me here. 24 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,715 Chime in. 25 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:08,198 Yes. You. The funny Asian sidekick. 26 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:11,941 Well, in my opinion, Jane can be needy. 27 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,290 Mmm. 28 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:14,639 Excuse me. 29 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:17,033 Oh, oh. And sometimes bossy. 30 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,382 Oh, most definitely. 31 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,167 Take that back. 32 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,908 And so often, you just don't listen. 33 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:24,649 And you don't play well with others. 34 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,086 Really.Amen. 35 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,000 And... And you don't tell the truth. 36 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,872 What? 37 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:30,829 Yeah, you still haven't told me you're really Deb. 38 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,266 Ooh! 39 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:33,963 Which is a lie by omission. 40 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:35,138 Thank you. 41 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,922 And, Jane, as much as I might try, 42 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:38,837 there's only so much a guardian angel can do. 43 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,143 True. Seriously.Okay. 44 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,405 I do my best. 45 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,151 Just stop! 46 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,854 It was the worst nightmare. 47 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,727 Well, a funeral represents closure, 48 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:01,730 and since you never got closure from Owen in real life, 49 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:04,689 your subconscious is working it out for you. 50 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:05,995 You know, you're really good at this. 51 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:07,170 I know. 52 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:13,133 So, sweetie, Owen left you for another woman in another town, 53 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,310 and you owe it to yourself to give him a piece of your mind. 54 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:19,182 You know, I agree, but I have no idea how to contact him. 55 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,531 Okay. 56 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:23,012 Let's pretend I'm Owen. What would you say? 57 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,407 Owen. 58 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:29,105 Why are you wearing ladies' pajamas? 59 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,846 What? 60 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:34,197 No. Come on. I saw this on Dr. Drew. 61 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:36,417 Uh... Okay. 62 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,679 Okay. 63 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:40,160 So, now I'm about Owen's height, 64 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,510 and in a robe, I look like a judge. 65 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,076 Yes, exactly like one. 66 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:47,254 Tell me off. Unload your rage. 67 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,169 Stacy. 68 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,344 I said unload. 69 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,564 Owen. 70 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:54,696 Mmm. 71 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:56,828 Owen. 72 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:57,960 Yeah. 73 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,747 Ooh, look at that. It's 9:00. I got to get to the office. 74 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:05,446 Ugh. I thought the firm got shut down. 75 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:08,231 I mean, you did stay three hours in the clink last night. 76 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:10,102 Actually, I don't know what's going on. 77 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:12,540 Parker said meet him at the office for an announcement, 78 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,932 so I got to go. 79 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,675 Oh. Good. I'm not late. 80 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:18,981 No. Parker's not here yet. 81 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:21,070 Why are you here? 82 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:22,114 Gina's out and I'm back in. 83 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,246 Good for you. 84 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,208 Oh, my God. 85 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,383 What do you think? 86 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:30,862 What are you doing, Teri? 87 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,647 From now on, I'm Lady Bodacious. 88 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,824 She's my new musical persona. 89 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,347 Musical persona? 90 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,784 Ever heard of Stefani Germanotta? 91 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:42,004 Before, she was a struggling musician, 92 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:45,529 then she added boots, bustiers, and bangs, and bam. 93 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:47,531 She became Lady Gaga. 94 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,272 That was her hook. This is mine. 95 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,536 Right, but, see, I think Lady Gaga had some success 96 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,799 before the boots and everything. 97 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:58,934 Well, two weeks ago, I entered my latest single, Restraining Order, 98 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:02,242 in Alpha Dog Records' 2012 Rock Off. 99 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,721 And Lady Bodacious won? 100 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,506 Well, Teri Lee won. 101 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,986 But Lady Bodacious is gonna take me to the top 40. 102 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:10,380 Good morning. 103 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,990 Have a seat everyone, and, Teri, take off the wig. 104 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,429 Good news, people. 105 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:17,648 The firm is back in business, 106 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,259 and I am being honored by the FBI 107 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,999 for helping them catch Gina Blunt, 108 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,479 who will be imprisoned for a very long time. 109 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:24,612 Parker, we were all arrested. 110 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,353 Right. 111 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,703 The FBI had been building a case against Gina, 112 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,575 and when they found out that she landed at our firm, they reached out to me. 113 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,708 Wait, so, you knew she was dirty, 114 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,188 and you didn't say anything? 115 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,452 Well, once she came on board as an investor, they bugged our phones, 116 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,715 they were monitoring her client accounts. 117 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,194 It was a very big sting operation. 118 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,980 And you didn't say anything to anyone? 119 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,068 Couldn't risk the operation. 120 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,940 'Course not. 121 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,115 Excuse me. 122 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,382 Anyhoo, I'm probably going to get a medal. 123 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,559 Is this meeting over? 124 00:04:58,559 --> 00:04:59,995 Because Jane and Grayson have a client waiting in his office. 125 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:01,126 Thank you.Yeah. Sure. 126 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,650 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, guys. 127 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:05,566 You guys heard Parker. He's a national hero. 128 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,132 Well, I wouldn't use that word. 129 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:09,221 No. Congratulations. 130 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,746 Now can I get a "whoo-hoo"? Whoo-hoo! 131 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,618 Whoo-hoo.Whoo-hoo. 132 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:22,974 Scott had high blood pressure. 133 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,889 The night before he died, it spiked. 134 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,543 I wanted him to go to the E.R., 135 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:29,285 but he said the medication just needed to kick in. 136 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,028 Then, in the morning, he was dead. 137 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,203 Kathy, I'm really sorry. 138 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:41,515 These ashes are all I have left of my fiance. 139 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,604 You got to stay strong, Kathy.I know. 140 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:46,520 Scott's stepmother claims she's the rightful owner of the ashes. 141 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,173 Scott had a will drawn up a few years ago. 142 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,871 He left everything to her. 143 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:52,308 A will is pretty tough to get around. 144 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:54,092 Tell her about the computer app. 145 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,617 I also have this. 146 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,707 I-After? 147 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,665 It's an app that, upon confirmation of one's death, 148 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:05,408 puts out an online last wishes video to friends and family. 149 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:08,106 Last month, Scott recorded his last wishes to me. 150 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:15,070 Kathy, I love you more than I ever thought I could love anyone. 151 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,593 More than bananas and bacon. 152 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:21,119 It's what we used to say. 153 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,773 So, if you're seeing this, 154 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:27,387 I am yours forever... Body and soul. 155 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:31,086 "Body and soul." He wants me to have the ashes. 156 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:33,828 A video testimony does not supersede a will. 157 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,569 Come on, lady. You can do better than that. 158 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:41,618 Kathy, excuse me. Why do you keep looking over there? 159 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:46,928 This is confidential, right? 160 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,495 Of course. 161 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,800 Sometimes I can see Scott. 162 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,456 Or rather, I can... I see his ghost. 163 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,762 I know that sounds weird. 164 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,981 Actually, that's not weird at all. 165 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,418 Really? 166 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,376 When there's a sudden death, 167 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:03,553 it's not uncommon to think our loved one is still with us. 168 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:10,342 When my fiance died, I joined a grief support group. 169 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:12,823 As for your case, you're not asking to set aside the entire will, 170 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:14,346 just the part about the ashes. 171 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,478 I think we can help. 172 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,571 How could you ambush me like that? 173 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,530 Ambush you? 174 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,619 I am a partner, and you got the firm in bed with the feds 175 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,055 without consulting me. 176 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,535 I was the inside man. 177 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,276 I wasn't at liberty to disclose anything. 178 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,453 Okay, well, the sting was over yesterday, 179 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,019 so it's been a full 24 hours 180 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:36,543 that you've had to get me up to speed. 181 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,545 You're overreacting. 182 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,590 This isn't the first time you've done something like this. 183 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:43,071 You failed to tell me that the firm was in financial trouble, 184 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,942 and you didn't tell me about our outside investor 185 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,422 until the deal was already done. 186 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,336 What do you want me to say? 187 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,471 When you figure it out, let me know. 188 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,041 So... 189 00:07:58,303 --> 00:07:59,696 A grief support group? 190 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:03,744 When Deb died, I was in bad shape. 191 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,572 Those first few weeks, every...everywhere I looked, 192 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,704 I... I'd see her face 193 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:11,273 and hear her voice and smell her perfume. 194 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,886 It was... 195 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,061 Comforting? 196 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,237 Painful. 197 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,327 Like she was so close, but... 198 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:29,509 It's just you're not, you know, big on therapy. 199 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,423 You know, I needed to talk to other people 200 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:32,947 who didn't think I was crazy. 201 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,992 I mean, you heard Kathy. 202 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,647 She was worried we thought she was weird. 203 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,953 I just think she's in a lot of pain. 204 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,000 I... I'm glad we took this case. 205 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,047 Me, too. 206 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,356 Jane? 207 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,317 Oh, my God. Owen? 208 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:57,058 Hi, Jane. 209 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,799 Is this... 210 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,583 Are you really here? 211 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,715 I am. 212 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,369 And, Jane, we need to talk. 213 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,502 Yeah. 214 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:07,634 Yeah, we do. 215 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:11,420 Owen. 216 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,598 I got to go. 217 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,876 I mean, after all this time, he just shows up? 218 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,183 What did he say? 219 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,316 "Hi, Jane." 220 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,491 What a jerk. 221 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,798 Mmm-hmm.Okay. 222 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:44,888 Did you unload on him? Did you get your closure? 223 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:50,894 I didn't say anything. I... I... I couldn't speak. 224 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:53,157 I never thought I would see him again. 225 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:56,030 I swear, Stacy, it was like I saw a ghost. 226 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,423 Well, if Owen is like most ghosts, 227 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,774 he'll show up again, so next time, 228 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,254 you need to give him a piece of your mind. 229 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,953 That or plunge a stake right into his chest. 230 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,085 Oh, I think you're mixing up ghosts and vampires. 231 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,610 I know. But vampires are so much sexier. 232 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,046 That's true. 233 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,352 Mmm. 234 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,180 A settlement conference. I got to go. 235 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,792 Okay, but if you run into Owen... 236 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:19,923 I will take your advice. 237 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:24,711 The confrontation, not the stake. 238 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,670 So, if you're seeing this, 239 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:31,631 I am yours forever... Body and soul. 240 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,503 It's wonderful to see him, even if it's like this. 241 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:37,071 That being said, it's the first time my client's heard 242 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,682 about Scott's alleged intentions to change the will. 243 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,772 And we were really close. We talked almost every day. 244 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,601 We had lunches on Sunday right up until he passed. 245 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,995 Caitlin, please. I loved him. 246 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,128 I don't care about money. 247 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,348 I just want to keep his ashes. 248 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:56,786 Scott and Kathy were gonna be married in less than a week. 249 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,789 At that point, his remains would have legally become his wife's. 250 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,313 I think we can assume if Scott knew he was going to die, 251 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,663 he would have changed his will. 252 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,621 Maybe, maybe not, but at this point, 253 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,797 my client would like them returned. 254 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,799 Now.No. 255 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,149 I don't want to hurt you, Kathy. 256 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:15,544 I lost my husband, Scott's father, three years ago. 257 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,154 And when we scattered his ashes at sea, 258 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,982 Scott said he wanted to be buried 259 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:21,332 in the same place in the same way. 260 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,161 I'm just trying to respect those wishes, 261 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:27,643 and if I have to go to court to do it, I will. 262 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,958 ♪ I'm filing a restraining order 263 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,743 ♪ You're thinking twice about crossing my borders 264 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,833 ♪ And you didn't stop after I protested 265 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,357 ♪ Now you will risk being arrested 266 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,707 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 267 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,846 Not bad. 268 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,936 Thank you for the applause, but what I need is $1,000. 269 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,286 Why are you asking me instead of Jane? 270 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:05,333 I still owe her for front-row tickets I bought to Cher's third farewell tour. 271 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,943 So you want the money for a concert? 272 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,337 No. You know how I won that contest, right? 273 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,512 The 2012 Rock Off. 274 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,253 Well, the first prize 275 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:15,299 is to get your demo produced by Steve Kish, 276 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:18,215 but you still have to pay for his studio and equipment rental. 277 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,782 Wait. 278 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,393 You won the contest, and you have to pay them? 279 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:25,266 Trust me, Luke. This is how the music business works. 280 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,834 You have play to pay or pay to play. 281 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,792 I literally have to pay my dues. 282 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,315 Sounds like you want me to pay your dues. 283 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,969 Well, can I have the money? 284 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,449 I'll think about it. 285 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,193 As the creator of I-After, 286 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,629 can you explain the program interface? 287 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,848 Sure. It's simple. 288 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,632 A user is given a password, 289 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,940 and they can update their "last video" at any time. 290 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,030 A lot more user-friendly and time-sensitive than a normal written will. 291 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,684 Scott Richards updated his final page 292 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:53,729 on June 12th of this year, correct? 293 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,339 Yes, that's correct. 294 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,515 Let the record show that the June 12th I-After video 295 00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,388 was uploaded more than a year after Scott signed his will. 296 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,172 Accordingly, we maintain 297 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,653 that the video reflects Scott's true last wishes. 298 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,828 Well, I agree. 299 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,787 Public policy is to ensure 300 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,486 that the decedent's last wishes are fulfilled. Hence... 301 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,748 Hold on, Your Honor. 302 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,707 Before you rule, we also have a witness. 303 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,709 Sarah Kelton, Kathy's sister. 304 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,190 Oh, God. 305 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,323 Objection. This witness was not on their list. 306 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,846 We had no intention of calling her 307 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,196 till Your Honor pointed to issues of public policy. 308 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,285 We now believe her testimony is essential. 309 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,417 I can have her in court in an hour. 310 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,812 Okay. Let's do it. 311 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,730 Someone got flowers. 312 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,820 Ooh. I bet they're from that tennis pro 313 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,473 I met at the MandA seminar. 314 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,216 They're from Parker. He included an apology note. 315 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,096 What were you thinking? 316 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,533 Is this a trick question? 317 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,928 I figured out what I wanted to say. I'm sorry. 318 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,844 Parker, flowers are for the girl you didn't call after screwing, 319 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,410 not the partner you screwed over. 320 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,890 Screwed over? 321 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,805 If I were a man, would you have sent these? 322 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,198 You're not a man.No. 323 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,156 I'm a partner, and for some reason, 324 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,549 you can't get that through your head. 325 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:23,036 Ms. Kelton, do you think the court 326 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,733 should give your sister Scott's ashes. 327 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,430 No. 328 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,692 Why not? 329 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,868 Because... 330 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,963 Do I have to answer that? 331 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:41,706 I mean, can't you just trust me on this? 332 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,883 Well, that would be nice, but I need you to address the court. 333 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,797 Okay. 334 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,111 I don't think she should get the ashes because... 335 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,159 ...she's eating them. 336 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,772 She told me she's eaten half a pound. 337 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,862 I'm sorry, Kathy, but what you're doing isn't right, 338 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,342 and I don't know how else to stop you. 339 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,952 Objection! 340 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,475 I think. 341 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,999 Overruled. No grounds. 342 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,175 Ms. Kelton, is this true? 343 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,222 Yes. But... 344 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,311 Your Honor, we assert that eating his ashes 345 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,444 was not part of Scott's last intentions. 346 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,750 Indeed, it's tantamount to corpse desecration. 347 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,578 That is a gross mischaracterization. 348 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,625 And therefore any claim she has on the ashes should be denied. 349 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,976 All right. The court will take possession of the cremains 350 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,935 until I can wrap my head around this. 351 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,588 Bailiff, would you...No. 352 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,025 Please don't take Scott. 353 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,244 Kathy, you have to let go. 354 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,029 Ma'am, if you don't turn them over, 355 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,334 I will hold you in contempt. 356 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,733 Ma'am. 357 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,925 Grayson, she needs mental help, not legal representation. 358 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,014 Everyone reacts differently to loss. 359 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,712 Grieving is an extremely personal and private matter. 360 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,236 I understand. 361 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:19,369 I mean, I really do, but snacking on ashes? 362 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,502 I mean, it's going too far. 363 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,591 She lost the man she loved. 364 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,071 She planned to spend a lifetime with him, 365 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,463 and I won't turn my back on her. 366 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,595 Thank you. 367 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,120 Kathy, come in. 368 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,256 I should have told you the whole truth. 369 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,692 We argued on your behalf 370 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,086 that Scott wanted you to have his ashes. 371 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:43,219 Scott wants me to eat his cremains. 372 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,612 It's the only time I can see him. 373 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,135 After you eat them? 374 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,572 Yes, that's right. That's when his ghost appears. 375 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:52,794 Kathy, let's... How did this all begin? 376 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,318 After I got home from the crematorium, 377 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:58,365 I was pouring his ashes into the mantel box 378 00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:01,107 when some of them spilled on my fingers, 379 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,543 and I didn't want to rinse them down the sink, 380 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,589 so I licked them off. 381 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,725 A few minutes later, Scott came to me for the first time. 382 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,379 Okay. 383 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,076 Look, I don't really care what you think of me, 384 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,035 but I want the ashes back and you said you'd help. 385 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,994 And we will. 386 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,953 Okay. 387 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,916 ♪ Let's get the party started 388 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,961 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 389 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,007 Hey, there. 390 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,139 I'm a friend of Teri Lee. 391 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,926 She won first place in the Rock Off. 392 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:41,321 Congratulations to your friend. 393 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,801 Anyway, she asked me for a loan, so I thought I'd come in 394 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,412 and get the straight dope from Mr. Kish. 395 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,153 Steve's in a meeting. 396 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,111 I can wait. 397 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,157 Steve is the man! 398 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,462 Hey, man. 399 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,073 I still can't believe I won the Rock Off. 400 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,205 I mean, I almost didn't send in my demo. 401 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,989 Mmm. It's very exciting. Cash, credit, or... 402 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,600 Got the check right here. 403 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,646 $1,000 for studio and equipment. Done. 404 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,778 Excuse me. 405 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,435 But you won first place in the Rock Off? 406 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,219 Yeah, man. First place. 407 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,961 Hey. Check out my show later. 408 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,889 Jane.Owen. 409 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,415 Excuse me. I have an appointment. 410 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,635 I understand. If you can just hear me out. It won't take long. 411 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,117 I'm listening. 412 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,162 Good. 413 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,729 Thank you. 414 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,426 Actually, I'm not listening. 415 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,254 I'm talking. 416 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:50,041 You proposed, we got engaged, and then you just took off. 417 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,217 What kind of man does that? 418 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,960 Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? 419 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,963 Oh, my God! 420 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,531 Jane, my heart stopped. 421 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,793 I had an operation. 422 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,795 Okay. 423 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:08,321 Okay, start at the beginning and talk very, very slowly. 424 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,018 A month ago, I had a physical. 425 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,368 Test showed an irregular heartbeat, 426 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,283 premature ventricular contractions. 427 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,676 Why didn't you tell me? 428 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,025 I had just proposed. 429 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,027 I didn't want you to worry. 430 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,377 So I booked an appointment with an expert at the Mayo Clinic 431 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,900 and made up this story that I was visiting Eddie. 432 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,384 Look. I know it was wrong. I know. 433 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,343 The plan was I get the test, 434 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,301 I would call you with the results. 435 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,565 The day I get to the clinic, I had a heart attack. 436 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,045 Oh, my God. 437 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,178 Yeah, I don't remember much. 438 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:43,094 They wheeled me into surgery, I had the operation. 439 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:46,359 They put me in this medically induced coma. 440 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,493 Why... Why... Why wouldn't they tell someone? 441 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,321 Jane, nobody knew where I was. 442 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,019 Not you, not my sister, nobody. 443 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,152 But... Teri went through your credit-card bills. 444 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,893 You stayed at a motel. 445 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,938 For one night before I checked in to the clinic. 446 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:07,641 So... 447 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,035 You're fine? 448 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,081 I'm better. 449 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,476 And I'm so sorry... 450 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,696 ...that I put you through this. 451 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,138 I have to go. 452 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:30,533 I understand. Can we finish this conversation tonight? 453 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,318 Yes. Uh... 454 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:35,582 Come over to my place around 7:00? 455 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:36,713 I'll be there. 456 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,426 The paperweight, the bowl of glass beads, the candle 457 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,254 all have one thing in common... 458 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,994 They're all forged from the cremains of dead people. 459 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,561 What's your point? 460 00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,997 Afterlife products are becoming commonplace. 461 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,608 According to you. 462 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,523 According to the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce, 463 00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,089 the business for afterlife products 464 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,353 has doubled within the last decade. 465 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:11,182 A paperweight made from ashes is a far cry from eating ashes. 466 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,663 Well, I have sympathy for your client, 467 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,362 but I tend to agree with Mr. Carlyle. 468 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,625 Therefore...Wait. Wait. 469 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:24,108 Your Honor, grieving is an extremely personal and private matter, 470 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:26,241 and the disposition of ashes 471 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:30,114 is about how the loved one left behind chooses to honor the dead. 472 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:33,248 Now, it's legal to make candles and beads, 473 00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:37,034 and it's legal to scatter the ashes at sea or shoot them into space. 474 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:40,995 So is an ash brownie really that far behind? 475 00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:43,737 Theoretically, we can discuss this all day long, 476 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,826 but the technical result of Kathy's ash eating 477 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:49,003 is she is flushing Scott down the toilet, 478 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:53,616 which is a violation of California health codes 7054 and 7116. 479 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:54,748 Okay. 480 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,837 By that argument, 481 00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:59,013 Catholics who ascribe to the doctrine of transubstantiation 482 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,710 believe that they are literally eating 483 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:02,364 the body and blood of Christ, 484 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,018 which would be outlawed under those health codes. 485 00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:05,672 And I'm sorry... 486 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:08,327 I don't see Mr. Carlyle putting the Pope on the stand. 487 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,416 Okay, you know what? 488 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:14,550 If this is truly Ms. Kelton's attempt to honor her dead fiance, 489 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:17,205 then I need to hear it from her. 490 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:21,122 Ms. Kelton, is it your rational and sincere belief 491 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:24,212 that you are honoring your fiance by eating his ashes? 492 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,606 Yes. 493 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:30,305 And you realize that people find your behavior strange and even disgusting. 494 00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,699 I do, but it's none of their business. 495 00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,701 I loved Scott, 496 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,659 and this it my way of staying connected to him. 497 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,966 Thank you. 498 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,882 Ms. Kelton, you've eaten half a pound of ashes in two months. 499 00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:43,753 Yes, I guess that's about right. 500 00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:47,322 So at that rate, in a year, he'd be gone. 501 00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:49,106 I don't like to think about that. 502 00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:51,195 That lawyer's a total buzz kill, 503 00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:54,155 and the judge kind of looks like your Aunt Gertrude 504 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,505 before the nose job. 505 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,163 Ms. Kelton, are you all right? 506 00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:04,078 Yes. I'm fine. 507 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,037 What are you laughing at? 508 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,082 Nothing. 509 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,004 What are you looking at? 510 00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,140 Ma'am, you're under oath. 511 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:26,970 I'm looking at Scott. 512 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,885 Your deceased fiance? 513 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,670 Yes, that's right. 514 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,802 The defendant's just admitted to seeing visions. 515 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:35,022 It's not a vision. He's a ghost. 516 00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:37,590 Okay. Your Honor, the State cannot trust the cremains 517 00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:39,330 to a delusional woman. 518 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:42,290 Our client's mental state should not be a factor here. 519 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,683 Oh, on the contrary, Ms. Bingum, 520 00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:46,773 you have argued for an exception to the law 521 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:50,298 due to your client's rational and sincere beliefs. 522 00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,605 Now, at this point, I have no other choice 523 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,346 but to suggest that Ms. Kelton get herself evaluated 524 00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:57,044 by a mental-health expert 525 00:23:57,044 --> 00:23:59,307 while I award the ashes to Mrs. Richards. 526 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,787 No, that's not right! 527 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,266 Please be seated. 528 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:03,746 You can't do this to me. I need the ashes! 529 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,705 Please be seated.I need them. 530 00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:07,533 Please, Your Honor. Please. 531 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,318 Are you all right? Are you all right, Ms... Bailiff! 532 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,538 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 533 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,017 Kathy. Kathy, are you okay? 534 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,454 We need an ambulance. 535 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:30,077 Grayson. 536 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,255 Hey. 537 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:35,648 Where am I? 538 00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,911 You're in the hospital. You're okay. 539 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,913 Where's Scott? 540 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:43,394 Um, Kathy, he's gone. 541 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:45,266 I mean, why... why can't I see him? 542 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,747 Where are the ashes? 543 00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:49,749 The judge awarded them to his stepmother. 544 00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,664 No. No. We need to get them back. 545 00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:53,709 Kathy, we have to tell you something, 546 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,755 and it is not going to be easy to hear. 547 00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:59,019 After you fainted, the doctors ran a series of tests, 548 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,630 and they found heavy metals in your blood. 549 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:05,721 Heavy-metal toxicity causes dizziness, fainting, 550 00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:10,073 and, in its acute form, hallucinations. 551 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,728 So, seeing Scott was a figment of your imagination 552 00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:15,165 caused by heavy metals in your blood. 553 00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:17,167 I don't understand. 554 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:20,562 The heavy metals are a byproduct of the cremation process. 555 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,695 When you were eating the ashes, 556 00:25:22,695 --> 00:25:24,261 it seems you were poisoning yourself. 557 00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:26,655 No. No. 558 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,614 Scott came to me. 559 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,355 Kathy, based on hair analysis, 560 00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:34,141 doctors can determine when the poisoning begins. 561 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,795 They confirmed the presence of heavy metals 562 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:37,797 soon after Scott was cremated. 563 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:42,105 Oh, God. 564 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,892 Teri. 565 00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:48,547 I took off my wig. I am not removing my boots. 566 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,244 It's after hours, and I'm on my way out. 567 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:52,376 No, no. It's fine. Uh, can I ask you something? 568 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,204 It's about Kim, isn't it? 569 00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:55,902 I can tell that she has an issue with the way 570 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,686 that you're treating her as partner. 571 00:25:57,686 --> 00:25:59,122 And I think you have an issue, too. 572 00:25:59,122 --> 00:26:00,384 I have an issue? 573 00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:02,517 Respect isn't given. It's earned. 574 00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:04,127 Oh. 575 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,694 That is a good lyric. I need to write that down. 576 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,043 Teri, what are you talking about? 577 00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:11,004 Let me break this down for you. 578 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:14,094 You know that Lady Bodacious is my musical persona, right? 579 00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,574 Sure. 580 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,619 Well, the real Lady Bodacious 581 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,795 led the Celts to victory against the Romans, 582 00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:21,362 but before that, 583 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:23,538 she had to spend months in the northern lands, 584 00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:25,279 far from her people. 585 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,542 It wasn't till after she returned to the Celts, 586 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,631 battle-scarred and voyage-worn, 587 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,764 that they finally made her their queen. 588 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:35,332 So Kim needs a vacation? 589 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:36,943 No, Parker. 590 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:39,293 Kim's done her time in the wilderness. 591 00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:40,990 She's spent crazy hours here, 592 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:43,166 made the firm her only priority. 593 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,733 She's really earned your respect. 594 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:46,953 I respect her.Sure you do. 595 00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,084 That's why you bought her flowers. 596 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:52,262 Come out already. I want to see you. 597 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:57,224 Oh, my God! 598 00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,313 You look amazing! 599 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:00,923 Oh, good. 600 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:03,709 Now, what does this dress say to you? 601 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,841 It says... 602 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,843 "Let's forget about what happened." 603 00:27:07,843 --> 00:27:10,803 It says, "I will love you no matter what, 604 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,587 "and I can't wait to get married." 605 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,590 Exactly! 606 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,853 I can't believe that we thought Owen was cheating on me. 607 00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:20,247 Well, we were doing what we could 608 00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:21,944 with the information we had. 609 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:24,686 That's true. But it is all in the past. 610 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,774 Listen to the dress. 611 00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:28,081 Mmm-hmm. 612 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:30,866 Okay. Well, I think that dress is missing one little thing. 613 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:40,963 My engagement ring. 614 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:44,358 Of course. 615 00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:46,229 Oh! Now you look perfect. 616 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:48,579 I do. 617 00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:55,238 The new cover art for my demo. 618 00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:56,370 That's very... 619 00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:00,940 ...royal. Cool, right? 620 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,550 So, I know you asked me here 621 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:05,161 to celebrate your $1,000 loan to me. 622 00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,685 Yeah, right, about that, um... 623 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:10,558 I forgot my checkbook. 624 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:12,473 Tomorrow is fine, but I am gonna order 625 00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:14,736 the most expensive latte on the menu. 626 00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:20,655 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Uku-Todd. 627 00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:23,963 You may remember me as everyone's favorite barista. 628 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,921 But look at me now! 629 00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:29,098 I am the first-place winner of the 2012 Rock Off contest 630 00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:30,534 sponsored by Alpha Dog Records. 631 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:37,628 And I am here to rock the cafe tonight. 632 00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:39,282 What did he say? 633 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,154 I think he said... 634 00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,285 I heard him. 635 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:54,733 Jane. 636 00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,345 Hi. Wow! 637 00:28:58,345 --> 00:28:59,825 Now, I know we have to talk, 638 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:05,918 but first, I have a little confession. 639 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,963 You know, some of the things that you left at my place 640 00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:10,574 before you disappeared 641 00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:12,533 may have burned up in a small bonfire, 642 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:15,623 but let's just consider that collateral damage 643 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:17,451 from the recent confusion. 644 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,236 Jane, we need to talk. 645 00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:22,804 Hey, that's what I just said. 646 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,893 I just made a reservation at Mozza. 647 00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,286 I can't do this. 648 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:30,116 Okay. We could stay in. 649 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,379 When I said we needed to finish our conversation, 650 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,381 it wasn't so that we would go back to the way things were. 651 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,383 Okay. 652 00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,167 But I thought you said it was just a misunderstanding. 653 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:45,653 It was. But, still, what happened, it changed me. 654 00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:48,351 Jane, I can't marry you. 655 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,310 My... My heart is still weak. 656 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:53,661 I mean, it could give... give out again at any time and... 657 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:57,099 No, no, no, no, no. I understand. 658 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,710 But I... I still want to be with you. 659 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,278 Please don't do that. 660 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:03,889 What? What am I doing? 661 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:08,763 I know that this is unfair, 662 00:30:08,763 --> 00:30:10,547 but I am withdrawing my proposal. 663 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,378 You're withdrawing your proposal. 664 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,510 I'm sorry. 665 00:30:17,641 --> 00:30:18,817 We're not getting married. 666 00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,605 You know what, Owen? 667 00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:25,780 You should be sorry. 668 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:31,830 You lied, and you kept secrets. 669 00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:36,835 And yet I still took you back. 670 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,449 And now you're running away. 671 00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:47,715 You don't get to leave me, because... 672 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:51,675 Because I'm leaving you. 673 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,294 Get out. 674 00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:04,645 Go. 675 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,407 Jane. 676 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,194 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 677 00:31:33,282 --> 00:31:35,284 What happened? 678 00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:37,852 It's over. 679 00:31:41,073 --> 00:31:42,901 Oh, sweetie. 680 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,599 At least I unloaded. 681 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:48,167 I mean, I really, really gave him a piece of my mind. 682 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,082 Oh, God. 683 00:31:50,082 --> 00:31:52,388 How did it feel? 684 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:55,435 Remember when I... when I died? 685 00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:57,306 Mmm-hmm. 686 00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:58,307 Like that. 687 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:16,804 Hey. Found something. 688 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,636 Why is it so dark in here? 689 00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:23,680 What's wrong? 690 00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,379 Owen and I are over. 691 00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:28,947 Want to talk about it? 692 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,078 No. 693 00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:35,692 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 694 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,129 What did you... What did you find? 695 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,260 Right. 696 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:41,263 It's, uh, Kathy's medical report. 697 00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:44,266 The heavy-metal spike in her blood was caused by thallium. 698 00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:47,530 Thing is, thallium is not a byproduct of the cremation process. 699 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:50,577 But the poisoning started soon after Scott was cremated. 700 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,753 So the thallium would have to come from the cremation process. 701 00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:55,495 Unless...Unless... 702 00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,499 The thallium was already in Scott's body. 703 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:02,197 Jane, Scott's blood pressure spiked before he died, 704 00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:03,894 and I'm thinking he was poisoned by thallium. 705 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,244 That thallium got into Kathy's body 706 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:07,072 when she started eating his ashes. 707 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,682 Thallium. 708 00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:11,293 Thallium... 709 00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:13,861 Made famous by Agatha Christie's 1961 classic The Pale Horse, 710 00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:14,993 also known as Inheritance Powder. 711 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,646 Whew. 712 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,039 Wow. 713 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,562 How do you do that? 714 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:20,824 It's a gift. 715 00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:23,653 Um, we need to find Judge Maxwell. 716 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,003 All right. 717 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,442 So, you tracked me down for this. 718 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:32,010 Time is of the essence, Your Honor. 719 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,446 For a homicide, you need proof. 720 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:35,100 Well, so does the D.A., 721 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,710 but the only way to get it is to test the cremains 722 00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:38,973 you awarded to Scott's stepmother. 723 00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:40,409 So, you want the ashes back 724 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:42,237 so you can get it over to the crime lab? 725 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:43,673 We looked into Scott's financials. 726 00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:45,110 He was due to inherit 727 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,242 the majority of his late father's estate 728 00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,592 when he turned 25 at the end of this year. 729 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:52,117 The estate is worth millions of dollars. 730 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:54,467 And since Scott died prior to his 25th birthday 731 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,251 and before getting married, 732 00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:58,079 all the money goes to his stepmother. 733 00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:00,647 Who is now in possession of the evidence. 734 00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:02,649 All right, you draft a warrant for the stepmom's home. 735 00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:04,955 I will happily sign it. 736 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,349 There you go, Your Honor. 737 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:08,611 No. Believe me. The pleasure is all mine. 738 00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:10,396 Thank you. 739 00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:11,614 What do you want? 740 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,399 Oh, I don't know. 741 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:16,271 Maybe to give a loan to Lady Bodacious. 742 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:18,926 You mean the artist formerly known as Lady Bodacious? 743 00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:20,058 Excuse me? 744 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,450 I'm not an idiot, Luke. 745 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,235 I know you took me to that cafe 746 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,280 to show me that Rock Off is scam, 747 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,108 even by music-industry standards. 748 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:29,415 I just reported Alpha Dog to the Better Business Bureau. 749 00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:31,808 Well, isn't that very Bodacious of you? 750 00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:33,767 Just do me a favor. 751 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:36,509 Next time you want to tell me something, just be direct. 752 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:38,293 Well, I didn't want to make you feel stupid. 753 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,816 Come on. 754 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,427 Have you seen what I've been wearing lately? 755 00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:42,689 You're right. I'm sorry. 756 00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:44,212 Well, if you were really sorry, 757 00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:45,822 you would still loan me that money. 758 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,476 For another contest? 759 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:49,913 Front-row tickets to Cher's fourth farewell tour, 760 00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,741 'cause this time I think it's really over. 761 00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:52,786 Not gonna happen. 762 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:53,874 It was worth a shot. 763 00:34:57,312 --> 00:34:58,792 Jane. 764 00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:00,533 Hey. Did the police find the ashes?No. 765 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,665 Caitlin didn't waste any time. She already dumped them. 766 00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:04,885 Of course. She got rid of the only evidence. 767 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,713 Yeah. Yeah, and I spoke to a detective. 768 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:08,628 He said without those ashes, there's nothing we can do. 769 00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:12,806 I'm not so sure about that. 770 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:22,772 I don't know what you mean. 771 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,470 I gave all the ashes to the court. 772 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,341 Kathy, we saw you laughing. 773 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:28,126 You were just talking to Scott, weren't you? 774 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,518 That's crazy. 775 00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:30,954 I think they're on to you, sweetheart. 776 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:37,744 We see you looking, Kathy. 777 00:35:37,744 --> 00:35:39,049 We promised we'd help you, 778 00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:40,399 and that's what we're trying to do. 779 00:35:40,399 --> 00:35:41,704 You need to trust us. 780 00:35:42,444 --> 00:35:44,098 Okay. 781 00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:46,448 When I heard we were going to court, 782 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:49,625 I set aside a handful of the ashes just in case. 783 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,366 I don't care if they make me sick. 784 00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:52,759 I don't care if it isn't real, 785 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:55,544 because it feels real, and I Miss him so much. 786 00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:58,765 We understand. 787 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,810 Listen, Kathy. We have to tell you something. 788 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:04,423 It looks like Scott may have been poisoned. 789 00:36:04,423 --> 00:36:06,338 What? 790 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:09,602 And in order to prove this, we need what's left of the ashes. 791 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:12,039 It's true. Please give them to us. 792 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,737 If I could, I would. 793 00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,174 I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be difficult. 794 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,784 I just ate the last of them. 795 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,916 There's nothing left. 796 00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:22,484 I'm so sorry. 797 00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:30,666 It's okay. 798 00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,196 Um... 799 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,545 There may be another way. 800 00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:51,774 Ms. Kaswell? 801 00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:53,863 Let me guess. A box of chocolates? 802 00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:56,083 Not quite. 803 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,737 See, I realize there's something we haven't done in awhile. 804 00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:04,918 Corporate minutes for the biannual partners' meeting. 805 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:06,049 Which I'd like you to lead. 806 00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:13,143 Thank you. 807 00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:25,939 Your message said you had some of the ashes, Ms. Bingum? 808 00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:28,811 Yes. Thank you for coming. 809 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:32,424 My client mistakenly set some aside, 810 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:33,816 and as an officer of the court, 811 00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:36,428 it is my duty to hand them over to you. 812 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:38,560 Well, I appreciate that. 813 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,345 You know what? Just one second. 814 00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:43,435 I heard the police were looking into Scott's ashes 815 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:44,697 as evidence in a crime. 816 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,744 So, I decided to do the same. 817 00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:52,226 So I took a spoonful to a private lab and... 818 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:53,445 Guess what. 819 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,404 Thallium. 820 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,492 Thallium? 821 00:37:57,492 --> 00:37:58,841 It's a poison. 822 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,758 Scott was murdered. 823 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,282 Murdered? 824 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,674 I know. 825 00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:07,633 It's terrible. 826 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:08,677 Who could do such thing? 827 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:12,377 Oh, wait. I know. 828 00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,117 Someone who would become very rich 829 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:16,032 if Scott died before his 25th birthday. 830 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,686 Someone who had access to his food 831 00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:20,472 since they had lunch together every Sunday. 832 00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:21,647 Someone like you. 833 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,652 Of course, no one knows about this report. 834 00:38:30,177 --> 00:38:34,181 And if the D.A. was to find out about these ashes... 835 00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:40,448 What do you want? 836 00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:42,929 A check for $50,000 in exchange for the report, 837 00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,278 and once your inheritance clears, 838 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,976 I'll take 20% of that, too. 839 00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,414 Fine. 840 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,809 We have an understanding? 841 00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:54,941 Yes, we do. 842 00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,726 We have what we need? 843 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:03,123 The ashes? 844 00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:05,821 You want these? 845 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,562 I mean, it's okay. 846 00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:09,521 It's just from my fireplace, so, I don't know. 847 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:11,174 What? 848 00:39:11,174 --> 00:39:13,220 Mrs. Richards, you're under arrest 849 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:14,352 for the murder of Scott Richards. 850 00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:18,399 No. 851 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:20,662 You can't arrest me. I haven't done anything. 852 00:39:20,662 --> 00:39:22,925 It's all on the tape, ma'am. 853 00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:27,234 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 854 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:28,540 Let's go. 855 00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:32,848 Wow. 856 00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,589 I can't believe we pulled that off. 857 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:35,721 I can. 858 00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:37,113 What? 859 00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:38,288 Jane, you're amazing. 860 00:39:38,288 --> 00:39:40,203 You never, ever give up. 861 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:41,379 You're sweet. 862 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,989 No, no. I'm serious. 863 00:39:42,989 --> 00:39:45,557 I never met anyone like you. 864 00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:47,167 It's like you can't take no for an answer. 865 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:50,083 I mean that in the best way possible. 866 00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:52,390 Thanks, Grayson. 867 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,565 Well, let's go to the hospital. 868 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:55,001 Let's give Kathy the good news. 869 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:58,091 Actually, there's something I've got to do. 870 00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,484 Uh, do you mind? 871 00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:02,182 Not at all. 872 00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:03,357 Yeah, well, see you later. 873 00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:05,533 Bye. 874 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:19,547 Jane. 875 00:40:19,547 --> 00:40:21,244 You're worried about dying, Owen. 876 00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:22,724 Excuse me? 877 00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:25,771 Your heart could give out. 878 00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:28,730 I could crash my car into a truck full of fruit. 879 00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,645 You know, we could be poisoned by thallium. 880 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:31,777 What? 881 00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:34,127 That can happen.Okay. 882 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:37,130 My point is I know you're scared, 883 00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:40,002 and I know that you are trying to protect me from losing you, 884 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:44,572 but I also know we have something amazing. 885 00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:48,707 We have something that can last a lifetime, 886 00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:53,407 and whether it's another 50 years or another minute, 887 00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:55,540 either way, I am not taking no for an answer, 888 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,150 and that is just who I am. 889 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,282 Jane, my proposal is off the table. 890 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:00,806 Do you still have the ring? 891 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,380 Why are you doing this? 892 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:11,860 Because I love you. 893 00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:15,647 Yes. 894 00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:20,303 Of course I have the ring. 895 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,136 Now, you withdrew your proposal. 896 00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:28,486 So it's my turn. 897 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:38,104 Owen French, will you marry me? 898 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,803 But you have to promise that the next time 899 00:41:41,803 --> 00:41:43,283 you have a heart attack and go into a coma, 900 00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:44,327 you'll at least send me a text. 901 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:47,243 Yes. 902 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,507 I will. 903 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,904 ♪ I want to hold your hand when you get all shy 904 00:41:57,732 --> 00:41:59,647 ♪ 'Cause you act so tough 905 00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:02,824 ♪ But I know when you're about to cry 906 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,001 And I do. 907 00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:08,177 ♪ But how can we lie to ourselves 908 00:42:08,177 --> 00:42:10,005 ♪ When we know it's true? 909 00:42:12,312 --> 00:42:16,577 ♪ We both love like it's the last thing we'll ever do ♪